Greetings people. You've made it. It's my website. It's good to have you here. I hope you enjoy the visit. I did this whole thing by myself, so it's going to be primitive. Primitive and simple, just like me. A simple project from a simple man. In fact, that's going to be my new mantra- Keep It Simple. They told us that in boot camp, it was called K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stupid. I checked out some other sites and they're pretty flashy, with lights and movement and all kinds of happy things. That just doesn't seem like sweet papa. So, I'm doing it different, some may call it cheaper, I'll call it different. It may change as I evolve.
As always, grapples and smooches.
A little summary. I've got your standard bio, resume and upcoming dates and I've got some audio and video clips. I talk about my family so I thought I'd throw in some pics of my early life. Since I travel alot, I've also got some road pics. I've got this thing for true crime, I think it started in 5th grade when my Dad caught me reading "IN COLD BLOOD" and he took it away because "it's not 5th grade reading," I've been hooked ever since. I even wanted to be an FBI agent, but was out of the running by the time I hit 7th grade. Oh well.
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